This ad parody segment is from the episode Dances with Wolverine: A Footloose Parody / Tater Tots & Tiaras.
MAD - SpongeWow!
SpongeWow! is a parody of ShamWow! and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Summary of Skit[]
The puppet, as host, talks about the new SpongeWOW!
Characters[]
- SpongeWOW! (SpongeBob SquarePants)
- Vance
- Moppit (Muppet)
Transcript[]
Vance: Hey, I'm Vance, and if you got dirt, I've got news for you: (in slow motion to the camera) YOU'RE A SLOB!!! (normal) Heh, just kidding. (SpongeWOW! walks to the counter.) but there's no better way to clean up messes and entertain your kids than with SpongeWOW!
SpongeWOW: Hi, everybody!
Vance: You ready to clean the house, SpongeWOW? (pulls out a glass of grape juice)
SpongeWOW Am I ev-- Wait, what? I was told there was a party!
Vance: (knocks down the glass of juice) Uh-oh! How'd that happen?
SpongeWOW: Well, you just knocked over those bottle---- (Announcer grabs SpongeWOW! and wipes him on the counter) Hey, hey, hey!!
Vance: Luckily, SpongeWOW can absorb anything.
SpongeWOW: (gargled) Watch it!!
Vance: You mean watch it disappear? HEY-OH!
SpongeWOW: (now in bruises from the juice) Don't "Hey-OH" that!
Vance: See, clean in seconds! But would you look at this? (takes Spongewow! to some Hot sauce bottles where one bottle got spilled over) Looks like someone accidently spilled a dozen bottles of non-FDA approved hot sauce all over this counter.
SpongeWOW: "Someone"?!? It was you!! (Announcer grabs SpongeWOW! and starts cleaning him on the hot sauce) Hey, hey, hey! What are you--
Vance: Not a problem for SpongeWOW!
SpongeWOW: (now in pain) Speak for yourself! It's burning!!!
Vance Did you know that the average person spends up to $900 a week on napkins?
SpongeWOW: That's a lie!!!
Vance: Well, for just $19.99, you get a SpongeWOW that you can use over and over again.
SpongeWOW: Kill me now...
Vance: (while the moppit comes on the screen) And if you wanna clean those floors while also amusing those tweens, try our new Moppit.
Moppit: Hey kids, someone having a birthday?
SpongeWOW: RUN!!!
Moppit: (Screams and runs away)
Vance: Get back here! (chases Moppit) The SpongeWOW and Moppit, available where unsuspecting kids' characters hang out.
Trivia[]
- The MasterCard sign at the end of the ad has no words on it. Also, the colors are swapped, and the middle part is transparent instead of red and yellow stripes. This was obviously done to avoid lawsuits.
- SpongeWow! has blue pants instead of brown pants. Also, they are just plain blue pants which it's similar to his blue swim trunks as seen in the episode Ripped Pants.
- Moppit is a spoof of the Muppets.
- Vance, the puppet announcer was the same puppet from Flammable.
- Antagonist: Vance
- The phone number seen at the end, 1-800-555-0100, is obviously a fictional number, which is used in various pieces of media, such as in Toy Story 2 when Hamm is flipping through the channels, in addition to clips from Pixar's earlier projects such as the pre-Toy Story shorts, the commercials they did before Toy Story and their original 1980s logo, two "As Seen on TV" offers for "Super Soothing Music" and "Really Relaxing Music" can be seen. It was also used in the pilot for the Playhouse Disney/Disney Junior series Imagination Movers as the Movers' phone number in their commercial.