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Worst Show Ever is a take-off of "Best Song Ever" by One Direction.

This segment is from MAD Season 4, Episode 22 (100): MAD's 100th Episode Special.

MAD Ep100 Worst Show Ever.group

One Direction band members from L to R: Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik

Summary

One Direction comes up with a song about MAD being the worst show on television ever.

MAD References

Characters

  • One Direction's manager
  • Niall Horan
  • Zayn Malik
  • Liam Payne
  • Harry Styles
  • Louis Tomlinson

Lyrics

Maybe if we smash it hard

Maybe if we try to restart it

I'd rather sit here in the dark

Then watch a show with people farting

I said, "Is there nothing we can do?"

You said, "It's on other channels, too"


CHORUS:

So we watched it all night

The worst show ever

And we hoped that it might

But it never got better


It had Spy vs. Spy and Alfred E. Neuman

It was driving us mad

But I don't think you mind


And it went--

BURP! FART! BLECCH!

And it went--

BURP! FART! BLECCH!

And then it went--

(all exclaming)


Sketches coming left and right

Of celebrities and superheroes

Making fun of things

That just ain't right


Think this show is run by

A bunch of weirdoes

He said he'd interrupt with breaking news

We say the situation is lose-lose


CHORUS:

​'Cause we watched all night

The worst show ever

Tried to call for help

We even wrote a letter


It had Optimus Prime

And Attorney with a Booger

We watched time after time

A man mauled by a cougar


And it went--

BURP! FART! BLECCH!

And it went--

BURP! FART! BLECCH!

And then it went--

(all exclaming)


The days, they slowly came and went

A marathon of goofs and punches

Our clothes now had an awful scent

A few of the boys, they all had lost their lunches

I said, "Tell me something, is it me?

Do we not resemble what is on TV?"


CHORUS:

So we wrote all night

For the worst show ever

Thought we'd join the tribe

Make our farts sound wetter


Think we'll write that song

But we better hurry

You said, "Deadline's tight"

I said, "What, me worry?"


And we went--

BURP! FART! BLECCH!

And we went--

BURP! FART! BLECCH!

And then we went--

(all exclaiming)

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