What's That? is a song from the segment Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas.
♪ What's THAT?! Tastes like RAT!
You call that a mummy wrap? It's CRAP!
And those pancakes are remotely even flat!
And THAT makes me vomit in your lap!
I can't believe you tried to serve this from a VAA-AAT!
I was tired of the same stuff, but along came Frankenstein!
He cooked a simple side dish, but IT TASTES LIKE A BEHIND!
These creatures are disgusting, they fill me full of dread!
But mainly for their cooking, all because they don't have HEAAAAAAAAADS...
What's THAT?! A SNAKE??!! IT'S FALLING OFF THE PLATE!
I HATE when Rigor Mortis comes too late!
And WAIT! The garlic isn't straight 'cause your faith now that I hate you DECIMATE YOU!
I feel alive when I critisize these ugly creatures with 8 eyes! Have I died?! ''♪
- In Latin American version was a hint in one of the lyrics of song saying "ASS".