WALL·E·NATOR

WALL·E·NATOR is a crossover between WALL·E and the Terminator.

This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 5: WALL·E·NATOR / Extreme Renovation: House Edition

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Summary

After getting Wolverine's jacket instead of his insurance, WALL·E·NATOR starts a rampage against producers of garbage.

References

MAD References

Characters

WALL·E
Shelby Forthright
Wolverine
Oscar the Grouch
Kids
SpongeBob SquarePants
Flint Lockwood
Sam Sparks
Alfred E. Neuman
Black Spy
White Spy
Kevin Shinick
MAD Executives
Jake Smelly
Optimus Prime
Sam Witwicky
Schlock (Spock)
Captain Zero (Nero)
Reverend
Xerox

Transcript

(Scene begins at the Bar Corrall. Lightning appears as a timejump occurs, bringing a killer robot back in time, sent presumably by SkyNet... but the robot in question is quite different. We go into WALL·E's first person viewer. Text says "[Time Travel Successful] [System Ready]")

Wolverine: Dude, you crashed my bike.

WALL·E: (The HUD text says "[Sweet Jacket] [Take It]") GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES.

Wolverine: I'm supposed to give you my insurance, but OK. (Later, Wolverine is seen in only his heart-patterned boxers. Humiliatin', ain't it?) Had to wear the hearts today...

(Scene goes to a BnL house.)

Shelby: I don't care if you're running out of room to put things! Just keep selling! (Knocking) Hang on a second. (Opens the door.) Can I help... (Looking down, WALL·E is revealed - a Waste Allocation Load Lifer - Earth Class 'bot gone wrong, clad in Wolverine's jacket.) you?

WALL·E: PREPARE TO BE WALL·E·NATED.

(The title card appears next to WALL·E's right glowing red eye: WALL·E·NATOR)

Shelby: (Just as WALL-E's coming for him slowly...) What did I do? (WALL·E hands him over a newspaper) "All underwear half off." (WALL·E corrects this little oversight by snatching the newspaper, switching it around to show the front page news: "TOO MUCH TRASH!!! EARTH COVERED - B&L CCO DECLARES GLOBAL EMERGENCY") "Too Much Trash, Earth Covered." But I haven't covered the world in trash yet. And there's no proof that I will. (Throws the newspaper into a trash bin but it falls to the ground. Of course, that triggered WALL·E's Death Mode. His HUD's text says "[Garbage Detected!]") No, wait! I'll clean that up!

(Too late. WALL·E grabs Shelby and stuffs him into his compactor module.)

Shelby: Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

(He turns him into a cube, farting him out.)

WALL·E: NOW WE ARE SQUARE. (Leaves)

Shelby: Ouuuch!

(WALL·E finds and scans Oscar the Grouch. "The text says [Oscar the Grouch] [Producer of Garbage] [Target #2]")

Girl: (Oscar is eating a trashed fish) Hi, Oscar! Can you help us find a triangle?

Oscar: Tell you what: why don't you tri-an-go away so I can eat my lunch? (Boy cries. Oscar turns around and sees WALL·E stuffing his garbage into his compactor module.) Hey, R2-D2, keep your grubby hooks off my garbage! I like it like that!

(WALL·E disagrees with Oscar, grabbing him out of the can and stuffs him into his compactor module.)

Oscar: (groans) Ohh!! (He turns him into a cube, farting him out too.)

Girl: A square!

Oscar: Shut up, kid!

(Boy cries again.)

(WALL·E goes into the city.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: (looking round) I've eaten so many Krabby Patties, how will I ever regain my shape?

(WALL·E solves SpongeBob's shape problem by turning him into a cube too, and farts him out as the square-shaped sponge he is.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: (sighs) That's better.

(Scene goes into Sam Sparks interviewing Flint Lockwood)

Sam Sparks: Flint, do you ever worry what will happen if Mount Leftover gets too big?

Flint Lockwood: Nah. I just make the food. I don't care what happens to the trash--

(WALL·E grabs Flint Lockwood and stuffs him into his compactor module.)

Flint Lockwood: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!

(Lesson learned: NEVER say the word "trash" within WALL·E's hearing radius. Flints learns it the HARD way as WALL·E turns him into a cube, with Sam watching in horror, and farting him out. Sam Sparks looks at the camera.)

Sam Sparks: We now return to MAD, already in progress.

(MAD comes back to air on a television in the TV News Van. Of course, WALL·E sees MAD, with contempt, as the root of the garbage problem he's sent back in time to recycle - and looks like he finally found it. Scene goes to MAD Headquarters, of which WALL·E's paying a visit to remember.)

WALL·E: BIGGEST PRODUCERS OF GARBAGE.

(Scene goes to MAD headquarters interior, home to Alfred E. Neuman, Spy vs. Spy and the Usual Gang of Idiots behind it all. WALL·E breaks in with a punch, ready to put an end to MAD - the biggest producers of garbage - as we know it.)

WALL·E: BIGGEST PRODUCERS OF GARBAGE.

Kevin Shinick: "Garbage"?!

(WALL·E stuffs him into his compactor module.)

Kevin Shinick: (groans) Ohh! (He turns him into a cube, and farts him out. This had a demoralizing shock action effect on the crew.)

(The executives scream in terror.)

Executives: Aaaaaaahhhh! (WALL·E approaches the Usual Gang of Idiots to slam the final nail on MAD's coffin and finish the job. The HUD text says "[Final Targets!]" But fate has other plans, as he shifts crosshairs to a Xerox machine with a record scratch, currently printing, as soon as he hears the printing noise. This changed WALL·E's mission priorities drastically, seeing the Xerox machine as EVE...)

WALL·E: XEROX. (Hugs it as hearts pop from his head.)

(Later, the marriage of WALL-E and the Xerox is in progress - and everybody's invited, Optimus Prime, Spock, Wolverine and the Gang included.)

Reverend: If anyone disagrees with this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Wolverine: Uh, I would actually like to get my jacket back. (WALL·E was saving Wolverine for last as he turns him into a cube and farts him out.) Consider it a wedding gift.

[End Segment]

Trivia

Antagonist: WALL·E·NATOR
Alfred E. Neuman appeared twice on a TV screen and in the MAD Headquarters.
Second time Schlock and Captain Zero appear on MAD. First was the previous episode.
This is second time Optimus Prime appears on MAD. First was Episode 2.
Sam Sparks says, "We now return to MAD, already in progress." This would later be used (and distorted) at the end of MAD News in Season 2.
The Xerox might obviously be a parody of EVE.
In the original version on Vimeo, Mater appears and a hot dog ad is seen.
Wolverine is coming outside the bar before he's caught by WALL·E·NATOR, which may be a reference to Dances with Wolverine: A Footloose Parody.
Second time SpongeBob appears. The first was Celebrity Birthdays.
In the film, WALL·E had a high-pitched voice. But in this segment, he had a low voice in order to fit the Terminator style of the segment.
This is the first segment that the name of a MAD parody is said differently.
This is the first time an R-rated film got parodied on MAD.