This is a segment in Hip Hop Hobbit / The Monday Project.
Tinky Turner wants elves to believe in themselves.
Announcer:You seen him live.
Tinky Turner:Stop being Santas Little Helper and start being your own little helper!
Anouncer:You seen him on TV.
Tinky:I used to work in Santas Workshop,Now i have my own workshop,inside myself!
Announcer:Now,you can have him in your home with (book zooms in) Tinky Turner's Self-Elf Book!
(fades to a ship)
Tinky:Hi Im Tinky Turner and I was a losesome a direction I was nothing then ,I discovered a system to fix my life. Instead of making toys I made T.O.Y.S Total Overhaul Yourself Soon.
Announcer:Now, Tinkys secret is yours to own!
Tinky:Stop believing in Santa and start believing in you!
(Red elf rotates rocking horse to left with his face)
Tinky:I,ll teach you the secrets of thinking tall!...
Blue Elf:I'm not 3 feet small,(Zooms out) I'm 3 feet tall!
(gets grabbed by a bird and screams)
Tinky:...And asserting you elf!
Red Elf #2:I'm sick of wearing this pointy hat,(takes off hat and pulls out another)Western wear is in!
Announcer:Act Now and become a new elf today!
Tinky:Remember,Pointed ears,not pointed thoughts.
The name Tinky Turner is a refrence to Timmy Turner in The Farliy Oddparents.