Summary of Skit
Title: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Jacob Black: I won't let you hurt Bella again.
Edward Cullen: It's me she wants.
(Jacob turns into a werewolf and Edward hisses. Bella watches as the boys bite each other.)
Edward Cullen: Ow! Did you bite me?
Jacob Black: Yeah, but only after you bit me.
Edward Cullen: Wait, does this mean we're-
Both: Vampire Werewolves!
Jacob Black: Dude, we should hang out more often.
Bella Swan: You've gotta be kidding me.