This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 19 (45): My Little War Horse / The Tonight Show with Jay Lion-O.
The funniest talk show host in the planet Thundera welcomes his guest, Ryan Gosling.
- Jay Leno
- the Kardashians
- Ryan Gosling
- Crazy, Stupid, Love.
- Mumford & Sons
- Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
- Jay Lion-O
- Ryan Gosling (Star of Crazy, Stupid, LOLCat)
- Lion-O (Briefly before Jay Lion-O is revealed.)
- Grune (In the photos of Ryan Gosling and Cheetara's first date)
(Starts at Thundera. Lion-O prepares to battle. Make his dad proud. And we mean as in... "talk show host".)
Lion-O: The stage is set. It's now or never.
Tygra: You don't have to do this, Lion-O. You'll get killed out there!
Lion-O: Then so be it. But tonight, I'll make Father proud. And more importantly, (Scene zooms out to reveal Jay Lion-O.) score the highest ratings in my timeslot.
Announcer: It's the Tonight Show with your host... Jay Lion-O!
(After the title card...)
Jay Lion-O: Thank you, thank you! So, our big story in the news today, Thundera was attacked by lizard people, soulless beasts, and an ancient wizard corpse. And by that, I mean the Kardashians are in town.
(Scene goes to Snarf playing drums.)
Jay Lion-O: THUNDERCATS, HEY-OH! We've got a big show for you tonight! Ryan Gosling is here, musical guest: Mumm-Ra and Sons, and, as always, Panthro and the Tonight Show Band. (Music plays.) So, Panthro, what did you do this weekend?
Panthro: Uh, I got stuck in a tree.
Jay Lion-O: THUNDERCATS, HEY-OH! Now it's time for a segment we call "Catwalking", where I humiliate people by asking them extremely easy questions! (The city, where Catwalking begins) All right, who granted Mumm-Ra his immortality?
Man 1: Um, I don't know who Mumm-Ra is.
Jay Lion-O: What powers does the Sword of Omens possess?
Man 2: Uh, it can cut cake?
Jay Lion-O: What is a Ramlack?
Man 3: Uh, I think a Ramlack's integrity.
Jay Lion-O: Wow, what a bunch of nincompoops. Alright, it's time for our first guest. Please welcome... RYAN GOSLING! So, tell us about your new movie.
Ryan Gosling: Sure. It's a romantic comedy called "Crazy, Stupid, LOLCats".
Jay Lion-O: And your costar is a friend of mine, Cheetara.
Ryan Gosling: It's really true. Cheetara's good.
Jay Lion-O: Let's check out a clip!
(In the clip...)
Ryan Gosling: I was once lost, but will you accept this offer to be my girlfriend? I mean, you're the only one with whiskers.
Ryan Gosling: Yeah, uh.. I don't like to talk about my personal love life.
Jay Lion-O: But we have some candid photos. (CANDIDS FOLLOW) Here's the two of you on a date, Grune attacking you on your date, and you under a table crying when a warlord was there.
Ryan Gosling: Yeah, uh... I don't like to talk about my personal love life.
Jay Lion-O: Maybe your name should be Cryin' Gosling. THUNDERCATS, HEY-OH! We've had so much fun with Ryan Gosling that we're out of time, so my apologies to Mumm-Ra and Sons---
(Bad timing - Mumm-Ra and Sons have set up)
Mumm-Ra: Oh, come on! We're already set up.
Jay Lion-O: Sorry, old pal, we'll have you back next week.
Mumm-Ra: No way, Lion-O! This is the 3rd time you've bumped us! We're playing, and a one, and a two, here we go!
(guitar music plays)
Jay Lion-O: NO, Mumm-Ra! It's time for Jimmy Fallon! You will not deprive America in his huge musical impersonations! (jumps)
The Tonight Show with Jay Lion-O
Hosted by Jay Lion-O
Directed by Tygra
Featuring the Thundera Band
Created by Snarf
A SNARFCO Production
Filmed in Thundera in Front of a Live Studio Audience)
- Antagonists: Mumm-Ra and Sons, Jay Lion-O
- In a Mike Wartella sketch in Betty White & the Huntsman / Ancient Greek MythBusters, Edna was watching The Tonight Show with Jay Lion-O.
- This is the fourth segment that the name of a MAD parody is said differently. The previous segments were: