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Announcer: Some products claimed that your baby will be reading in a year.

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Baby 1: I'm using my noodle!

Announcer: We say "Why wait?"

[record stops]

Baby: WHAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!

Announcer: Introducing the Reading Womb, the new technology that gets your baby talking before they come out. Just attach the patent belly-phones, insert one of our language books on tape, and in no time at all...

Baby 2: WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE?

Announcer: .....your baby will have tons to say!

Baby 3: UGH, YOU'RE NOT EATING CHILI, ARE YOU?

Announcer: One machine is all you need.

Baby 4: I WILL PAY YOU $1,000,000 TO STOP WATCHING GOSSIP GIRL!

Announcer: Even if you're having twins!

Twin: THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!

Announcer: So why settle for this...

[plop!]

Baby 5: (Cries)

Announcer: ....when you can have this?

Baby 5: ♪ Oh, Baby tell me that you're gonna love me 'cause I'm heading down your waaay... ♪

Announcer: The Reading Womb! 100% guaranteed! Take it from me; I'm only two weeks old.

Baby 5: Yeah!

5-SECOND CARTOON

Baby 4: WHY IS MAD ALWAYS A RERUN?

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