Announcer: Some products claimed that your baby will be reading in a year.
Baby 1: I'm using my noodle!
Announcer: We say "Why wait?"
Announcer: Introducing the Reading Womb, the new technology that gets your baby talking before they come out. Just attach the patent belly-phones, insert one of our language books on tape, and in no time at all...
Baby 2: WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE?
Announcer: .....your baby will have tons to say!
Baby 3: UGH, YOU'RE NOT EATING CHILI, ARE YOU?
Announcer: One machine is all you need.
Baby 4: I WILL PAY YOU $1,000,000 TO STOP WATCHING GOSSIP GIRL!
Announcer: Even if you're having twins!
Twin: THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!
Announcer: So why settle for this...
Baby 5: (Cries)
Announcer: ....when you can have this?
Baby 5: ♪ Oh, Baby tell me that you're gonna love me 'cause I'm heading down your waaay... ♪
Announcer: The Reading Womb! 100% guaranteed! Take it from me; I'm only two weeks old.
Baby 5: Yeah!
Baby 4: WHY IS MAD ALWAYS A RERUN?