Announcer: Shy Peter Parker was bitten by a spider, turning him into the Amazing Spider-Man! Now you have the chance to be just as lucky with the Itsy Bitsy Super Spider! Just one bite from our tiny spider...
Kid 1: Ow!
Announcer And the results could be just as amazing!
Actually, I feel kind of feverish. ohh!
Announcer: Sure spidey's transformation may have been one of a kind, but who knows until you try?
My eyes are the color of Spider-Man!
I have 8 arms like a spider, but, now, none of my clothes fit.
Announcer: You could acquire any one of his amazing powers.
It's less of a power, more of a goiter really.
My throat is closing up.
Hard Time Breathing!
Announcer: The itsy bitsy super spider-- because with great power comes great itching, swelling, vomiting, diarrhea, and responsibility.
- The 8-arm kid is wearing an El Tigre shirt.