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The Fast and the Curious

The Fast and the Curious (coming eventually)

Skit from The Buzz Identity / Two and a Half Man

This ad is a parody of The Fast and the Furious and the children's book Curious George.

Characters

Transcript

Announcer: If you love The Fast and the Furious...

Vin Diesel: Hold on.

Announcer: Then get ready to shift it down a notch.

Curious George: Oooh oooh oooh oooh!

Announcer: The Fast and the Curious.

Go!

Announcer: Starring Vin Diesel and Curious George.

Curious George: Oooh oooh aaah aaah!

Vin Diesel: What are you doing? Let go!

Tour Guide: You want all the best tour sites on your route? Sure.

Curious George: Oooh oooh oooh aaah aaah aaah!

Tour Guide: And all the worst tour sites too?

Vin Diesel: Ahh, come on, we're losing ground!

The Man in the Yellow Hat: Ahahaha!

Announcer: 'Cause in the world of racing there's fast, there's faster...

Curious George: Oooh oooh oooh aaah aaah aaah!

Vin Diesel: What are you doing?

Announcer: And there's Curious.

Bank Owner: Why do we still make pennies? Well it's a long story.

Vin Diesel: Ahh, we're never gonna finish this thing!

Announcer: The Fast and the Curious! Heading your way.

Farmer: This here is the world's biggest ball of twine.

ZOOM!

Vin Diesel: Ahhhhhh!

Announcer: ...Eventually.

5-second Cartoon

Bank Owner: Then came what we refer to now as the wheat penny.

Vin Diesel: WAAAAAAAH!

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