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Fantastic Megan Fox / MAD vs. Wild

Superman

Announcer: Superheroes: They're just like us. They have to wait in boring lines.

Captain Cold: See you in about an hour, Flash.

Announcer: They have to go through metal detectors.

Security Guard: Empty your pockets please.

Iron Man: I don't have pockets!

Announcer: They have to walk their dog.

Superman: You smell the same thing 50 times; don't you have super smell?

Announcer: They get sunburn.

Batman: Uh oh.

Announcer: They get their eyes checked.

Eye Doctor: Remove your glasses and read the bottom line please.

Cyclops: F. No, E!

Announcer: And they have to obey the rules like everyone else.

Billy Batson: Shazam!

Captain Marvel: [chuckles] Rules.

Addition Impossible / New Gill

Announcer: Superheroes: They're just like us. They take out the trash.

The Thing: (Throws trash bag so far, it hits the sun and everything's dark.) Uh-Oh!

Announcer: They go to a gym.

Coach: Dude, you left sweat everywhere!

Aquaman: It's not sweat. It's salt water, jerk!

Announcer: They assemble their own furniture.

Thor: (Tries to assemble a table, but breaks it with Mjolnir.) Stupid Swedes! [cries]

Announcer: They buy lottery tickets.

Superman: Two scratch-offs please. (Uses his X-Ray vision.) No, not that one. No, not that one. No, yes, that's the one.

Announcer: And they use the drive-thru.

Drive-Thru Worker: Sir, this line is for vehicles only.

Iron Man: This suit is my vehicle.

Drive-Thru Worker: Sir, you're being unreasonable.

Iron Man: No, you're being unreasonable! (Blasts the menu board.) [cars honk] Okay, relax, relax!

MAD's 100th Episode Special

Announcer: Superheroes: They're Just Like Us. They fill their tank up with gas.

Man: Are you crazy?!

Wonder Woman: Relax, it's my invisible jet. Hmmm, or is that it?

Announcer: They go snowboarding.

Captain America: Hey, I'm cool, too. Right?

Iceman: I guess.

Batman: Me, too?

Iceman: Um, no.

Announcer: They go out for ice cream.

(Ice cream melts away from the cone)

Human Torch: Ah, I'm lactose intolerant anyway.

Announcer: They fly.

Flight Attendant: Uh, you both know this is an exit row, right?

Superman: Ugh. You know, I love the extra leg room, but hate the added responsibility.

Announcer: And they go to the beach.

Spider-Man: Look out, it's Sandman!

(grunts)

(kids screaming)

Spider-Man: Huh, guess that was just a sand sculpture. Uh, nice job, kids.

(kids crying)

Announcer: This has been Superheroes: They're Just Like Us.

Trivia

  • All of these characters in the second segment are fatter.
  • There are three episodes of MAD that featured Superheroes: They're Just Like Us.
  • Season 3 is the only season of MAD without a segment of this.

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