Sassie is a take-off of Lassie.
This ad is from MAD Season 2, Episode 8 (34): X Games: First Class / Criminal Minecraft.
A new series from the producers of Lassie about a talking dog with plenty of sass up his sleeve.
Donald Pardo: From the producers of the beloved series Lassie comes...
Sassie: Ruff ruff ruff!
Farmer: What's that, boy? Timmy's stuck in a well?
Sassie: I said "bow wow". What part of that sounds like "Timmy's stuck in a well? No.
Donald Pardo: Sassie.
Sassie: And who uses a well nowadays? What are we, sharecroppers? Not Good!
Donald Pardo: A tale of danger.
Sassie: Don Pardo, There Is Not A Tale Of Danger!
Donald Pardo: A tale of friendship.
Sassie: I got a name, Don Parto, There Is Not A Tale Of Danger!
Donald Pardo: And a tale of heroics.
Sassie: There Is No Heroics!
Donald Pardo: Will Sassie save the day? Tune in next week for the exciting answer to...
Sassie: Can you keep the ad shut for 5 minutes?
Donald Pardo: But I'm the announcer.
Sassie: Why? Cause your mama said you had a nice voice? Made you record funny messages for the answering machine? Trust me, you wouldn't last two seconds on a real show.
Donald Pardo: Oh, Sassie,
Sassie: Quiet Don, CAUSE YOU FAIL!
Sassie: Ok, first of all, I AM NOT SASSIE, I'm Phillip Jones, And how about you shut up.
Donald Pardo:I am the announcer.
(Sassie kills donald pardo)
Sassie: There! How's that?
- The announcer's name is Donald Pardo.
- Having the ad shut for 5 minutes would be impossible, because MAD is only 11 minutes long.
- MAD is actually not EXACTLY 11 minutes, but it goes to 11:21.