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This ad is from the episode X-Games: First Class / Criminal Minecraft.

This ad is a parody of Lassie.

Summary of Skit

A new series from the producers of Lassie about a talking dog named Sassie with plenty of sass up his sleeve.

References

Transcript

Donald Pardo: From the producers of the beloved series Lassie comes...

Sassie: (barking)

Farmer: What's that, boy? Timmy's stuck in a well?

Sassie: I said "bow wow". What part of that sounds like "Timmy's stuck in a well"!? I'm hungry, for crying out loud.

Donald Pardo: Sassie.

Sassie: And who uses a well nowadays? What are we, sharecroppers!? Seriously...

Donald Pardo: A tale of danger.

Farmer: Grasp the rope, Timmy!

Sassie: Yeah, then GRASP THE FACT THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER GRADUATE MIDDLE SCHOOL!! I'm just saying...

Donald Pardo: A tale of friendship...

Timmy: You saved my life today, boy!

Sassie: I got a name, peg leg. Or is that part of your memory stuck in the well!?

Donald Pardo: And a tale of heroics.

Farmer: Oh no, the house is on fire!

Timmy: And sister Jenny is... trapped inside!

Sassie: Trapped inside. Yeah. How'd I guess? Sheesh, you people must go through dogs like Seth Rogen goes through misopportunities...

Donald Pardo: Will Sassie save the day? Tune in next week for the exciting answer to...

Sassie: Hey, Don Pardo, can you keep the ad shut for 5 minutes!?

Donald Pardo: But I'm the announcer.

Sassie: Why!? Cause your mama said you had a nice voice? Made you record funny messages for the answering machine!? Trust me, you wouldn't last 2 seconds on a real show.

Donald Pardo: Oh, Sassie.

5-second Cartoon

Sassie: Well, you said you couldn't read the credits? They went by so fast or they were so squashy and short? Oh, that's right. Squashy and short.

Trivia

  • The announcer's name is Donald Pardo.
  • Having the ad shut for 5 minutes would be impossible, because MAD is only 11 minutes long.
  • MAD is actually not EXACTLY 11 minutes, but it goes to 11:21.

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