Rejected Auditions is a Rejected segment from Are You Karate Kidding Me? / The Fresh Prawn of Bel-Air.
- Jay-Z as Spider-Man
- Jersey Shore's the Situation as Sherlock Holmes
- Tracy Morgan as the Na'vi
- Fred Figglehorn as Edward Cullen
Announcer: MAD had discovered some Rejected Audition Tapes including: Jay-Z as Spider-Man...
Man: HELP! Someone help!
Jay-Z: Go help that gentleman.
Bodyguard: Okay boss.
Announcer: The Jersey Shore's the Situation as Sherlock Holmes...
The Situation: The Situation here is that we've got a crime. And that crime is how good-looking my situation is right here. Am I right, ladies?
Dr. Watson: I'm not a lady.
Announcer: Tracy Morgan as the Na'vi...
Tracy Morgan: You don't love me, Jake Smelly! You just love my blue alien cat face!
Jake Smelly: I... WHA?
Announcer: And Fred as Edward Cullen.
Fred Figglehorn: Hey, it's me, Fredward! And I'm a vampire! HISS! I hate you, Isabella Swann! Psych! I'm just kidding, I love you! Ahh! The Vultori! Don't choose Jacob, choose ME! CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME!
Fred: Everyone you know will be dead in a few decades, but who cares? You'll have sparkly skin!
(Bella smiles as her skin sparkles)