This ad is a parody of Pinocchio.
This ad is from the episode Super 80's / Captain America's Got Talent.
- Jiminy Cricket
Summary of Skit
Pinocchio finds out that being a real boy is harder than it looks in an ad for an all-new Disney direct-to-DVD movie.
Announcer: You would love the story of Pinocchio! (Pinocchio's nose grows) You cheered when he got his wish! (stars sparkles on Pinocchio)
Pinocchio: I'm a real boy! (jumps off the shelf and dancing)
(Cut to the short version of the 2006 Disney logo)
Announcer: Now, Walt Disney Pictures presents...
Pinocchio: (Trips on rock) Oww! This skin stuff bruises easily!
Announcer: Pinocchio 2: Boy, Oh Boy, Real Life is Hard. Featuring all of your old friends!
Pinocchio: (looking into toilet) Blaugh! How often do I have to do that?
Jiminy Cricket: A couple of times a day!
Pinocchio: For what, a month?
Announcer: With all new adventures.
Geppetto: Pinocchio! Time for school.
Pinocchio: I did that yesterday!
Geppetto: Real boys go to school everyday!
Pinocchio: Somebody should've told me this before I made my wish.
Announcer: And all new reasons to cheer.
Pinocchio: What's dodgeball--(Gets hit by dodgeball) ...Maybe it was the strings I didn't like. Yeah, what I asked for was no strings.
Announcer: Pinocchio 2: Boy, Oh Boy, Real Life is Hard. Featuring the hit song "Wouldn't it be Great to be Wooden Again?".
Pinocchio: (covered in bandages) Seriously, What was I complaining about? Who doesn't like puppets?
Pinocchio: shop class? (The teacher is about to saw a plank) Wait! That could be my uncle!