Naruto is sent to the only place that can tolerate a spoiled brat like him: Beverly Hills.
- Mount Rushmore
- Dragon Ball
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT)
- Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
- Justin Bieber
- Japanese Flag
- DreamWorks' Kung Fu Panda
- Kellie Pickler
- Adriana Tate-Duncan
- Navid Shirazi
- Erin Silver
- Teddy Montgomery
- Butler Man
- Camera Man
- Ryan Matthews
- Kellie Pickler (Mentioned)
- Naruto Clones
(Scene begins at Ninja Academy.)
Naruto: Hokage, why am I being punished?
Hokage: Naruto, you have defaced historic monuments...
(Scene goes to Hokage Monument with writing on it.)
Naruto: I didn't!
Hokage: You have failed your ninja training...
(Scene goes to Naruto as a turtle being punched by a ninja turtle.)
Naruto: I haven't!
Hokage: And you skipped class to see that dopey Justin Bieber movie!
Naruto: I..... wouldn't.
(Scene goes to theater)
Naruto: How does he play so many instruments?
(Scene resumes back to Academy)
Naruto: CURSE YOU, FLASHBACKS!!
Hokage: Naruto, until you learn what it takes to be a true Hokage, you are banished to the only place tolerant of obnoxious, self-entitled brats like yourself.
(Scene goes to East Bevery High School.)
Naruto: Beverly Hills?
(Title card: Naru210)
Naruto: This isn't so bad.
Adriana Tate-Duncan: What's up, jerk?
Navid Shirazi: Wow, here for 5-seconds and you're already dating Adriana.
Erin Silver: How could you? I thought we had something special.
(Erin drops Naruto)
Naruto: Wait. What? Who's? Huh?
(Teddy's car pushes Naruto)
Teddy Montogomery: You're blocking my garage, dummy.
(Teddy opens the garage hidden in the lockers.)
Teddy Montogomery: Hey, butler man, you finished my homework?
Butler Man: As you requested, Master Teddy.
(Bell rings and Teddy closes garage, causing Naruto to fall down)
Naruto: Girlfriends? Drama? In-school garage butlers? This place is awesome! But why did the Hokage send me here?
(Scene goes to bulletin board)
Naruto: "Learn to be a better person." "Humility now." "Help others." That's it, Prom King! The only way to become a Hokage is to become Prom King today!
Navid Shirazi: The prom is tomorrow.
Naruto: To become Prom King tomorrow!
(Scene goes to prom night with "Rock music playing")
(Naruto poofs up out of nowhere next to Navid)
Navid Shirazi: Where have you been?
Naruto: I have spent the day (Scene goes dramatic) practicing my agility, focusing my will, and summoning my inner strength.
Navid Shirazi: Preparing to fight?
(Scene stops being dramatic)
Naruto: No, tying this bowtie.
(Teddy's car comes through the door)
Teddy Montogomery: I'm here to accept my crown as Prom King.
Naruto: Not so fast, Teddy. I, Naruto, hereby challenge you to the bestowment of prom king.
Teddy Montogomery: The only words I understood were "Prom" and "King." But if you're looking to fight, then you're on.
Naruto: Very well. I can summon an army of clones to increase my fighting ability 100 fold.
(Naruto uses Shadow Clone Jutsu)
People from Crowd: Who is that kid? Is he new here?
Teddy Montogomery: Yes, well, I can buy them all tickets to Everclear.
2 Naruto Clones: You can?
Teddy Montogomery: It's not that hard, really.
Naruto: Then I guess we fight one on one. Yah!!
(Naruto begins to fight Teddy)
(Scene moves away)
Woman: Why does the Naruto fights always happen off screen?
Camera Man: Huh? Oh, sorry. I get distracted easily. Better get back to Naruto.
(Scene gos back to a badly damaged Naruto and Teddy)
Camera Man: Uh-oh. What happened?
Teddy Montogomery: I've seen Kung Fu Panda 27 times.
Ryan Matthews: Hey, everyone, the votes are in, (Drumroll) and your new Prom King is...Naruto. Wait, Naruto?
Teddy Montogomery: But how's that possible? My agent said this was a lock.
Naruto: My clones may have bad taste in music, but at least they never forget to vote.
(Scene goes to the Naruto clones)
Teddy Montogomery: What about the Everclear concert?
Naruto Clone: We're in no rush. The opening act is Kellie Pickler.
Ryan Matthews: Well, congratulations, Naruto. (Drumroll begins again) And now your new Prom Queen is...also Naruto?
Naruto: Did I mention I can transform into a woman?
Ryan Matthews: Yeah, now you're just getting greedy. (Teddy appears.) Uh, your nose is bleeding.
(Scene ends and goes to Credits.)
- Instead of the leaf symbol, they replaced it with the snail symbol.
- One of the faces of Anime Mount Rushmore was Alfred E. Neuman.
- One of the faces of Anime Mount Rushmore had Dragon Ballzzz which could represent how it is boring.
- There were six "Uhh!" all together.
- This segment also had the frickle relationship with the teenagers of Beverly Hills, 90210.
- Naruto was a purple ninja turtle, which is why he got punched by Donatello. (Who wears a purple mask and headbands)
- Beverly Hill's solgan had "Go Gold Diggers!"
- Humility now is a reference to the Seinfeld episode The Serenity Now.
- The help others paper is similar to the Japanese Flag.
- The prom banner said "Welcome Future n? Reality Stars!
- When Teddy hold up tickets to Coldplay, he had only 4 in his hand.
- The woman said "Why are Naruto fights off screen?" Which represents how in the first episode of Naruto, his battle with Mizuki is offscreen.
- Innuendo: When Naruto transformed into a woman, he is naked but with two clouds covering his body. Also, Teddy stays looking at Naruto as a naked woman.
- Innuendo: Teddy's nosebleed is a reference to nosebleeds being a euphemism for arousal.
- Naruto's transformation into a woman is a reference to his "sexy jutsu" technique from the Naruto anime and manga
- Antagonist: Teddy Montogomery