Summary of Skit
Lock up all your secrets in the new Maximum Security Diary Vault.
Julia's Brother: (Reading Julia's diary): "Dear diary, Danny Tomkins is cute!" HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Announcer: Do you want to keep your diary safe from frying eyes? Then why not try the Maximum Security Diary Vault! With a Diary Vault, no one will ever learn your secrets. (The diary locks up.)
Julia: Wow, that looks super-secure!
Announcer: Just think how secure it will look 5 miles underground in our top-secret bunker!
Julia: Wait! What?
(Camera goes to Julia in front of the bunker.)
Julia: Well, that looks very safe. But what if I want to get it out again?
Announcer: Easy. Just punch in the access code! The code is your birthday, your pet's birthday, the name of your 1st grade teacher, and your best friend's grandma's maiden name.
Julia: Um... I don't think I know that!
Computer Voice: Sorry, you took too long! The security defense-grave has been activated!
Julia: But I-- (starts to run)
Announcer: Oh, I'd run if I were you 'cause the Maximum Security Diary Vault has a one-strike zero-tollerance policy towards break-ins!
(Julia stops near two robots.)
Julia: (crying) All I wanted was for no one to know that I think Danny Tomkins is cute!
Robot 1: Did you hear that? Julia thinks Danny Tomkins is cute.
Robot 2: Oh my gosh. I thought she liked Steve!
Julia: Hey! You were supposed to keep that a secret! (The robots fire lasers.) (screams)
Announcer: The Maximum Security Diary Vault! We take your secrets to the grave, (3 lasers hit the title.) your grave!
Robot 1: I can't believe Julia kissed Steve!
Robot 2: I can't wait to tell Becky!
- This skit is similar to Time Travel.