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Season 1

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Ko-Bee Movie / Law & Ogre

Maducation

Title of "MADucation 101: Chemistry" from Ko-Bee Movie/Law and Ogre

Announcer: And now a MADucation lesson in Chemistry.

(Scene goes to kids)

Announcer: Need help remembering the periodic table?

(Periodic table falls down "clank" and the kids nod their heads)

Announcer: Try this simple phrase.

(Scene goes to Harry)

Announcer: Hairy Herman Liked Being Big, Cause Not One Forest Near National Mount goon Allowed Sick, Puny Sasquatches! (Harry starts laughing) Clearly Arbitary, this Kink Caused Scads of Tiny Vermin to Cry...

Sasquatches: (Harry stops laughing) Mn Fe Co Ni Cu Zn Ga Ge As Se Br Kr Rb Sr Y Zr Nb Mo Tc Ru Rh Pd Ag Cd In Sn Sb Te I Xe Cs Ba Lu Hf Ta W (Harry shrugs shoulders) Re Os Ir Pt Au Hg Ti Pb Bi Po (Harry starts to laugh again) At Rn Fr Ra Lr Rf Db Sg Bh Hs Mt Uun Uuu Uub Uuq.

(Scene goes to kids looking confused and hurt)

Announcer: And that's how you remember the periodic table.

TwiGH School Musical / Avenger Time

Woman Announcer: And now a MADucation lesson in History of the revolutionary war.

(Scene goes to Paul Revere and a soldier)

Woman Announcer: It was the midnight ride of Paul Revere.

Paul Revere: (Getting ready to go) Remember, one if by land, two if by sea.

(Paul goes off)

Soldier: Wait! One or two what?

(Scene goes to soldier watching the sea and sees British ships coming)

Soldier: (Gasps)

(Soldier hides and puts out two pineapples)

(British forces march)

British Soldier: Pineapples? We can't get those in England!

(Troops enter building)

British Soldier: Come on, boys.

(American-like music is played and the British troops leave with the pineapples only to get surrounded by American troops)

British Soldier: What the--

(Guns Cocking)

(British troops surrender)

Woman Announcer: And that's how we won the Revolutionary War.

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