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Summary of Skit

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions is a cartoon segment where people ask a question and gets answered in many simple ways. This skit is based on comics illustrated by Al Jaffee that appeared in the magazine.

Transcript

Season 1

The Straight A-Team / Gaming's Next Top Model

Announcer: Now it's time for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

Woman: Is that a wrestling hold?

Man: No. They arrived in that condition from an overcrowded bus.

Other Man: No. They have one pair of trunks, and this is how they share it.

Referee: No! It's chilly in here and they have to cuddle to stay warm.

Are You Karate Kidding Me? / The Fresh Prawn of Bel-Air

Announcer: And now it's time for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

Boy: Is that an octopus?

Police Man: No, it's a balloon with many strings.

Woman: Is that an octopus?

Police Man: No, it's a bunch of snakes sucking on a watermelon.

Man: Is that an octopus?

Police Man: Gee, I don't know. I've never actually looked behind me.

(Octopus tentacle covers policeman's face, all the askers look surprised)

Announcer: This has been Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

Season 2

Super 80's / Captain America's Got Talent

Announcer: And now it's time for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

Police Man: Hey, are you a Jogger?

Jogger: No, I'm a criminal on the run.

Ticket Man: Hey, are you a jogger?

Jogger: No, I'm a baseball outfielder chasing a fly ball.

Woman: Hey, are you a jogger?

Jogger: No, I'm breaking in a pair of running shoes for a friend.

Painter: Hey, are you a jogger?

Jogger: Okay, okay, I give up. Yes, I'm a jogger.

Painter: Eh, too bad you're not a swimmer.

Jogger: YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (splash)

Season 4

MAD's 100th Episode Special

​Announcer: And now it's time for Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.

​Driver #1: Wow! Did you have an accident?

Man: No, I'm a Lady Gaga impersonator.

Driver #2: Oh! Did you have an accident?

Man: No, I bought a necktie that looks like a tree.

Driver #3: Ugh! Did you have an accident?

Man: No, the directions said, "Turn onto oak."

Driver #4: Hey, did you have an accident?

Man: No, I'm testing my wooden airbag.

Limo Passenger: Zowie! Did you have an accident?

Man: Yes, I had an accident!

Limo Passenger: Well, for goodness sake, change your pants.

Trivia

  • There were only four episodes of MAD that have featured the Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions segment.

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