Summary of Skit


Luke Skywalker: It just isn't fair! I'm NEVER gonna get out of here.

C-3PO: Is there anything I can do for you, sir?

Luke Skywalker: Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off this rock!


Obi-Wan Kenobi: I got a guy who needs to get to Alderaan, quick.

Han Solo: $10,000, all in advance!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: How about $2,000 now, plus 15 when you get to Alderaan?

Han Solo: 17, huh? You've got yourself a ship.

Luke Skywalker: WAIT! But I can buy my own ship for th--



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