Summary of Skit
Luke Skywalker: It just isn't fair! I'm NEVER gonna get out of here.
C-3PO: Is there anything I can do for you, sir?
Luke Skywalker: Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off this rock!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I got a guy who needs to get to Alderaan, quick.
Han Solo: $10,000, all in advance!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: How about $2,000 now, plus 15 when you get to Alderaan?
Han Solo: 17, huh? You've got yourself a ship.
Luke Skywalker: WAIT! But I can buy my own ship for th--