Narrator: When it comes to learning, is your child weak?
Kid: Uh, Banana?
Narrator: Then toughen them up with......
Hulk: (Breaking into house) ROAR!!!
Narrator: Hulked on Phonics.
Hulk: With Hulked on Phonics, Hulk teach good speech for kids.
Kid's Mother: Um...Hulk? Are you the right person for this job?
Hulk: Hulk teach good old kid to... (growling) Hulk scientist! What you know?
Narrator: With Hulked on Phonics, your child will learn to read twice as fast by simply ignoring the less important words.
(Scene goes on in classroom)
Toddler: Cow jump moon.
Teacher: You seemed to have missed a few words.
(Scene goes in another toddler's house)
Toddler: Hop Pop.
Toddler's Father: This book doesn't even have that many words.
(Scene goes in Lenny's)
Kid: Rrrr! Boy eat Waffle.
Waitress: That menu is just pictures of food.
Narrator: So order now, 'cause if The Hulk can transform in minutes...
Dr. Bruce Banner: Wow, where did all this money come from?
Narrator: Your child can too.
Kid: Me like book.
Narrator: Hulked on Phonics. The best way to teach your kids how to learn.....
Hulk (Breaking into house again): ROAR!!! Use less words!
Narrator: Uh, book read good! Rrrrr!