Summary of Skit
- Teck Holmes
Narrator: Long ago, the Chinese needed to defend themselves, so they built a wall.
(Wall gets knocked down)
Narrator: When that didn't work, they built a Great Wall.
(Great Wall explodes)
Narrator: And when THAT didn't work, they added...
Teck Holmes: A HOLE IN THE GREAT WALL!
Huns: Uuh? Uuh?
(The wall gets revealed, which knocks the huns into the water)
Teck: Oh, looks like the huns didn't make it! Let's see if the Mongolians fair any better!
3! 2! 1!