Attractive doctors attempt to heal a patient using their anime powers.
- "It's Over 9000!" Quote (Watch video here)
- Dragon Ball
- Salior Moon
- Final Fantasy VI
- 1-up mushroom
- Cristina Yang
- Meredith Grey
- Owen Hunt
- Alexandra Caroline "Lexie" Grey
- Derek Shepherd
- Alex Karev
- Calliope Iphegenia "Callie" Torres (O'Malley)
- Robotic Surgeon
[Scene begins with Cristina Yang and Meredith Grey running into the clinic with a sick patient on the wheelchair.]
Cristina Yang: Get me a hospital bed!
Meredith Grey: Is the patient hurt?
Cristina Yang: No, for me! I'm exhausted from pushing him here.
[Scene goes to patient in bed]
Patient: [In bed] I don't feel so good.
Owen Hunt: Quick! Give him 20ccs of sodium phosphate.
Lexie Grey: I'll make it a blind CC so he doesn't know who sent it.
Derek Shepherd: Stand back. I'm putting him under with a sedative.
[Derek pinches the patient with a needleful of sedative]
Patient: Uhh. That's strange. You all look so different all of a sudden.
[Right on cue, the sedative kicks in as, in a ripple effect, the Grey's crew change their animation style into... Japanese Anime.]
[Title card: Grey's in Anime]
[Fast techno music starts playing.]
Owen Hunt: Quick! What are his vitals?
Meredith Grey: They're... over 9,000!
Owen Hunt: What?! 9,000?! That's impossible! I'm gonna have to power up [With echo] to Super Surgeon!
Patient: Where'd his shirt go?
Lexie Grey: I'll prep this surgery by playing the card Dark Physician.
[With that, the Dark Physician is summoned]
Lexie Grey: He has 3,000 [3,000 box appears] healing points and is a Medicine-type monster.
Alex Karev: Not so fast, Lexie! I already played the trap card Malpractice Suit, [Businessmen appear] destroying your Dark Physician.
Lexie Grey: Alex, what are you doing?! We have to work together!
Alex Karev: No, Lexie. I'll defeat you and heal this patient all by myself.
Meredith Grey: He's up to 10,000! We're losing him!
Derek Shepherd: We need to shock him. Go, Checkaflu!
[Checkaflu comes out]
[BZZT! The patient is treated to defibrilation, Checkaflu style.]
Derek Shepherd: That brought us some time.
Callie Torres: Oh, no! Look! [Scene goes to patient with a purple Espercrystal sticking out, also Pedobear appears] He's got the final fragment of the Espercrystal stuck in his chest.
Lexie Grey: Of course. That explains the poisoning of his soul.
[Face appears quickly and disappears quickly]
Derek Shepherd: There's only one thing that can dislodge an Esper Shard.
All together: Metamorph to Robotic Surgeon!
[Scene goes to the team metamorphing into robotic surgeon.]
Robotic Surgeon: Arrow of Light!
[The Arrow of Light airs at patient which creates an explosion.]
[Scene goes back to the normal Grey's Anatomy world - heavily damaged by the anime experience - and music ends.]
Patient: What the heck happened?
Meredith Grey: Oh, you just needed your appendix out. You're fine now.
Patient: But-- But-- Checkaflu...
Derek Shepherd: Bless you.
- Antagonist: Alex Karev
- This is the first time Yu-Gi-Oh! was spoofed. That is an achievment.
- The Dark Physician has 3000 atk points while the real "Dark Magician" only has 2500 atk points.
- At the start, the patient's shirt had a cat on it.
- When Cristina was put in bed, she had a teddy bear.
- There's a point when Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky can be seen dancing in the background.
- The crew turned mostly like this:
- The Over 9,000! joke is a parody of Vegeta saying that. Watch video here.
- After the Dark Physician is defeated, it goes to Lexie and it shows a Wario-likeman and Panda Caramelldansen.
- Checkaflu is an obvious parody of Pikachu.
- The part where Owen turns into Super Surgeon was also used in season 2's main titles.
- After Checkaflu shocks the patient, it goes to Derek in a background saying Dance in many forms and a cactus and man dancing too.
- When the patient has the purple espercrystal stuck to its chest, a green pedobear and some sushi dancing are shown too.
- It is odd for pedobear to be referenced, as he is not appropiate for children or from an anime.
- A blue monster with two teeth is a parody of the Japanese NHK mascot "Domo".
- After the scene with the patient having the purple espercrystal, Lexie is shown with Japanese writing.
- A face appears quickly between Lexie and Derek and quickly disappears.
- When the scene goes to Derek talking how to cure him, the background has Sugar, Do your Homework, and a 1-Up Mushroom, also businessmen are dancing.
- When the crew turns into robotic surgeon, it appears the following:
- Lexie turned into the hands
- Derek turned into the head
- Owen turned into a remote
- Meredith turned into chairs (feet)
- Blue domo turned into the body
- A dragon that resembles Shenron from Dragon Ball is shown in the background where the robotic surgeon appeared.
- If you look more closely at the brief pictures flashing (before the parody of Voltron/Soul Eater), you can see a Smurf's head.
- Antagonists: Grey's Anatomy Gang
- Protagonists: Le Purple Espercrystal
- Lexi is the only character representing an anime character of the opposite gender (Lexi is a girl, while Yugi is a boy).