2012 Dalmatians

2012 Dalmatians is a crossover between 2012 and Disney's 101 Dalmatians.

This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 3: 2012 Dalmatians / Grey's in Anime.

Summary[]

When 2012 dalmatians come raining down from the sky, it just might be the end of the world.

References[]

Characters[]

Adrian Helmsley
Jackson Curtis
Noah Curtis
Lilly Curtis
Thomas Wilson
Carl Fredricksen
Flint Lockwood
Cruella de Vil
(Dylan Spouse) Zack Martin
(Cole Spouse) Cody Martin
Dalmatians

Transcript[]

[Scene begins at Museum of Natural Mystery]

[MUSEUM OF NATURAL MYSTERY]

Adrian Helmsley: Welcome to the Museum of Natural Mystery. A place to learn about everything from dinosaurs [DINOSAUR] to prehistoric fossils. [FOSSIL]

Carl Fredricksen: Not me, you nitwit. He means the caveman bones.

[Scene goes to caveman bones similar to Fred and Barney.]

Adrian Helmsley: Not to mention our wall of ancient hieroglyphics, or as it's more commonly known, "The Diary of a Wimpy Mayan." These writings warn of a mystery surrounding the number 2012. Some say it's the year the world will end, some say it's a superstitious tale, I say... it's the price of admission.

[The sign says $20.12.]

Jackson Curtis: $20? That's ridiculous. I can bore my kids just as easily with a long car ride.

Noah and Lilly Curtis: Oh, no.

Jackson Curtis: (Kids are covering their ears) ...And then in 1989, I held a boombox over my head. Boomboxes were like MP3 players, but much heavier. Hey, kids, look. A shooting star. Make a wish.

Noah Curtis: I wish you'd stop talking.

Jackson Curtis: Wait a minute. You can't see shooting stars in the DAY.

[Scene goes to four unidentified objects falling from sky and heading towards the car.]

[Suddenly, a puppy crashes through the window.]

Lilly Curtis: A puppy!

[Puppy licks her]

Jackson Curtis: But not just one of 'em.

[Scene goes to the title card "2012 Dalmatians"]

[Scene goes to puppies falling and yipping.]

[A puppy hits the car's tires and they skid.]

[Curtis family goes inside Madeline's Beauty Salon]

Jackson Curtis: Quick someone turn on the television.

[Television turns on]

Thomas Wilson: This is the president. (Dalmatians are seen falling behind the window.) It seems we've all been condemned to eternal dalmatian. Ha, ha, ha, ha! See what I did there, with the- Anyway, puppies of all sizes are landin' so hard, it's wreaking havoc across the world! On the ocean...

Zack Martin: I'm using hot dogs for bait.

Thomas Wilson: ...on land...

[Scene goes to a statue shaped like Alfred E. Neuman being destroyed]

Thomas Wilson: ...and at Ocean Land.

[Scene goes to Shamu jumping out of the water and being boinged by a dalmatian, which changed the patterns.]

Random Dalmatian: Whoa.

Thomas Wilson: But at this time, Emergency plans are spotty at best. Get it? Spotty. Guhh! Anyway, you're on your own.

[Scene goes to Thomas Wilson running out. Also a big puppy falls down barking.]

[Thomas Wilson gets tangled by a flea collar. He falls down and grunts.]

Thomas Wilson: Wow, I just got collared.

[crickets chirp]

Thomas Wilson: Anyone?

[Scene goes to Flint Lockwood running but gets caught in a brown ball.]

Flint Lockwood: Uhh. This had better be a meatball.

Jackson Curtis: We gotta fix this dog situation.

[Puppy dog eyes get big making boing sound]

Jackson Curtis: (Puppy shivers in fear) I- I don't mean "fix", I mean lead them away somewhere.

Lilly Curtis: I got a dog treat.

[Jackson opens the door]

[Scene goes to two-thousand and eleven of dalmatians flooding]

Jackson Curtis: We're gonna need a bigger bone.

[Scene goes to the dalmatians knocking down the ship.]

Zack and Cody Martin: Whaah!

[Scene goes to the dalmatians flooding the Curtis family.]

[A dolphin chatters in the background and then splashes back in.]

Jackson Curtis: That's it! (Runs into the museum)

Noah Curtis: That's it? Jeez, on the log flume, you at least get your picture taken.

[Jackson Curtis runs out of the museum with a dinosaur bone.]

Lilly Curtis: A dinosaur bone?

[Jackson ties bone to car and runs with it, making the puppies follow it and some are arfing.]

Lilly Curtis: They're following us.

Noah Curtis: Where are we going?

Jackson Curtis: You'll see. Just get ready to jump. 3, 2, now.

[Curtis family jumps out while car goes downsteam with it's tire skidding with the puppies following it barking.]

[The car and puppies fall off a cliff]

Cruella de Vil: Hmm. Did I leave the kettle on?

[Dalmatians falls on Cruella]

Cruella de Vil: Ohh!

[Puppies arf]

Cruella de Vil: Uhh. why do I live in a canyon?

[A puppy slurps her]

Noah Curtis: Nice goin', Dad.

Jackson Curtis: Well, now we know what 2012 stands for.

Adrian Helmsley: Yeah. It's the price of that dinosaur bone.

[Segment ends with Jackson paying Adrian Helmsley]

Trivia[]

In the beginning, the museum looked similar the the American Museum of Natural History (which was used for Night at the Museum).
The cavemen bones looked similar to Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
Jackson's car had a Hawaiian dancing lady toy.
The president was to represent Thomas Wilson, NOT Barack Obama.
Alfred E. Neuman was one of the structures on top of a building.
There were a lot of things 2012 stood for like:
1. The year the world will end
2. A superstitious tale
3. The price of admission
4. The price of the dinosaur bone
The museum shares a name with a popular cryptozoology website.
Antagonists: Cruella de Vil and Dalmatians 1 to 2011
Protagonist: Curtis's Family
This is the first time Diary of a Wimpy Kid gets spoofed.
Greg Heffley, Patty Ferrall and Fregley can be briefly seen on the Diary of a Wimpy Mayan exhibit.
Carl Fredricksen's jacket is purple instead of brown.