Summary of Skit
The Farto Tuner - the only device to make farts like the gunshot, the patriot, and silent-but-deadly sound better!
Announcer: Autotuning has made so many singers sound better, like T-Pain.
T-Pain: I wish I could tur-ee-urn this o-ooo-off!
Announcer: And now, that same technology can help you sound better with the Farto Tuner.
Girl: That's gross!
Announcer: Now try it with the Farto Tuner.
Girl: That's gross...ly engaging!
Announcer: The Farto Tuner can make any fart sound better, like the Gunshot...
BHHT!-(autotune noise to "Oh My Darling, Clementine")
Announcer: ...the Patriot...
BHHT!-(autotune noise to "The Star Spangled Banner")
Announcer: ...Silent but Deadly...
BHHT!-(autotune noise to a single "do" note)
Announcer: So wherever you are, let her rip!
BHHT!-(autotune noise to the "ta-da")
Announcer: WARNING: Farts still stink.