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This segment is from I Am Lorax / Modern Family Circus.

Transcript

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Announcer: And now, it's time for...

Fart or Chair!

Announcer: Welcome, everybody! Let's say hello to our first contestant!

So you know the rules of course.

Kid: No! Actually, I was looking for the men's room!

Announcer: Great! Let's play!

Now listen! Is this a fart or a chair?

(farting sound)

Announcer: Oooh! That's a toughy!

What'ya think?!

Kid: It sounded like a fart.

Announcer: He's calling it a fart, folks! Is he right?

(We see a fat woman in a bug chair)

Announcer: Oooh! I'm sorry! It was a chair.

(Kid gets beat up by some guys)

Announcer: Round 2! Fart or Chair!

(squeaking sound)

Kid: It's a fart?

(A skinny girl farts)

Announcer: Correct! OK! Round 3! Listen closely!

(farting & bubbling sound)

Kid: Oh! A fart! That has to be a fart!

(We see SpongeBob SquarePants in a massage chair bubbling)

Announcer: Oh! Sorry! That's SpongeBob sitting in a massage chair.

Better luck next time!

Kid: How could I've known that?! (gets beat up) What kind of show is this?!

Announcer: This has been…

Fart or Chair!

5-second Cartoon

(Kid is still getting beaten up by the security)

Kid: Is this show even on anymore?

Trivia

  • SpongeBob SquarePants appears sitting on a massage chair. Only SpongeBob was green and straight instead of yellow and wiggly.
  • It appears the kid always said fart.

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