Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus is a crossover between Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Kid Icarus.

This segment is from MAD Season 3, Episode 11 (63): Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus / Adjustment Burro.


Pit from Kid Icarus tries to survive the first day in a new school.
Video game fight




(Starts at Video Game School)

(Bell rings, and we see Megaman, Donkey Kong, Sonic, and Pikachu)

Megaman: Ah, Video Game School, where we strive to find what makes us unique!

(Cuts to Donkey Kong)

Donkey Kong: We're also making fun of anyone who's different! (Hurls a barrel at PaRappa)

(PaRappa is hit hard by the barrel, slamming him face down, and the gang laughs...)

Sonic, Pikachu, Donkey Kong and Megaman: *Laugh at PaRappa*

Megaman: Man, cliques are awesome!

(...when Pit and his mom arrive from Heaven to Video Game School!)

Pit's Mother: Enjoy your first day, my angel! I know you're literally an angel, but you're also figuratively an angel, because you're my (Hugs Pit) special gift sent from Heaven! I gotta go because I don't wanna embarass you! Don't pick your nose too much. (Takes off, and Pit falls, while Megaman, Donkey Kong, Sonic, and Pikachu laugh)

Pit: I am Pit, just another classic video game character like you guys!

Megaman: Uh-huh! Yeah, we never heard of ya.

Pit: I'm from the game (Pulls out an NES copy of Kid Icarus) Kid Icarus.

Megaman: Oh-ho-ho! Yeah, we still don't know what you're talking about.

Donkey Kong: Nice dress, though! (Laughs alongside Megaman, Sonic, and Pikachu)

Pit: (In his head) For the record, Video Game School is the dumbest thing ever created.

(Title card: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus)

(Cuts to the halls of Video Game School, with the Pac-Man ghosts, Pac-Man, Dr. Eggman, and Koopa Troopa wandering about, with Pit behind a wall, and Megaman, DK, Sonic, and Pikachu standing still AND EVEN JOHN CENA)

Pit: (In his head) I was off to a rough start, but I wasn't gonna settle for anything less than being in the "Cool Crowd".

(Kirby shows up)

Kirby: Hey there, buddy! Wanna be friends?

Pit: Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Kirby: Come on, we have tons in common. Plus, everyone else hates us!

Pit: No they don't! Wait, why do they hate YOU?

Kirby: I sorta used to eat people. (Spits out a Waddle Doo) I sorta still eat people.

Pit: Well, no one hates ME. I'M cool! I can fly, (flies), I shoot arrows, (Fires an arrow at Bowser) and, uhhhhhh, did I mention I could fly?

(The crowd arrives)

Megaman: How's it going, Spit? (The crowd laughs)

Pit: It's PIT!

Megaman: Listen, Zit, I hope you've got a lot of extra lives, or it's GAME OVER FOR YOU!

Pikachu: Alright, how do we take five on all the game wordplay here, huh?

Pit: Don't you mean, "hit pause"? (Laughs)

Megaman: (Pretends to punch Pit, and laughs) You won't even make it after ONE DAY! (The crowd walks away)

Pit: (In his head) And that's when it hit me. I could make it through this first day, then I could PROVE I belong here! First I show them how smart I am...

Ms. Pac-Man: Now the things you know before handling these flowers is?

Pit: Ooh, I know! To avoid the thorns, or else you'll prick your-- (Touches the fire flower) THIS IS THE WRONG KIND OF FLOWER! (Pit screams in terror, fireballs spread all over the place, causing DEATH AND DESTRUCTION)


  • MAD didn't spoof the newest Kid Icarus game (Kid Icarus: Uprising).
    • Then again, that's probably not what they were trying to do.
  • Ms. Pac-Man appeared in this segment. Her husband, Pac-Man, also appears in this segment. Pac-Man first appeared in Super 80's and the ghosts (Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde) also appeared.
  • This story would also be set in Game Central Station from the Disney film Wreck-It Ralph, which could be how the video game people came to video game middle school.
  • In the actual game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Megaman didn't appear (but he's a newcomer for Wii U and 3DS that was released in 2014), Donkey Kong had no moves with barrels (aside from his final smash, but those were bongos), and Zelda's Final Smash was an arrow, not Pit's (Possible special move stand).
    • It could be possible that they predicted Mega Man becoming a newcomer for SSB4, and the 8-player match being in the same game.
  • None of the characters looked like their actual designs.
  • Link and Zelda looked like their designs in Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass.
  • Ms. Pac-Man, Pit's teacher, was in the dodgeball scene despite not being a student.
  • Antagonists: Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Pikachu, Sonic, Ganon, Wario, Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Inky, Binky, Pinky, and Clyde
  • Mario's M was lowercase, and Donkey Kong's tie was blue and missing the DK again.
  • Donkey Kong holds barrels differently than in the real Super Smash Bros.
  • Koopa Troopa has 4 legs instead of 2. This is based off his Super Mario Bros. artwork instead of his modern design. A similar thing happens to Pac-Man in this skit.
  • Dr. Eggman was missing his goggles and was in the Eggmobile. This marks the only time Sonic's arch-nemesis has EVER appeared on MAD.
  • Squirtle is missing its tail.
  • Pikachu cannot talk in the real Pokémon games. Instead, he says his name and his battle cry. But, he does talk in the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series.
  • Sonic didn't have a solo speaking part.
  • Wario looked like his design in WarioWare and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
  • Pit's Mother is not a real character.
  • Video Game School included extra lives, "hit-pause", unlockable abilities, quests to complete, and of course, game over.
  • Pit was in the same class as Kirby, ToeJam, Earl, Mario, Luigi, Link, Bomberman, PaRappa, and Crash.
  • Kirby represents Rowley, Pit represents Greg, Peach may represent Holly and Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Pikachu, and Sonic may represent the Whirley Street kids.
  • Fire Flowers don't have thorns.
  • This is the only time Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Pit, Earthworm Jim, ToeJam, Earl, PaRappa, and other video game characters appeared on MAD.
  • In the scene where Pit's class is shown, they could be in science class.
  • PaRappa wears a tank top, not a long sleeve shirt.
  • When Donkey Kong (Nintendo character) said he would make fun of those who are different and then hits PaRappa the Rapper (PlayStation character), this refers to the rivalry between Nintendo and PlayStation games.
  • Despite this, the only Nintendo characters in that scene were Donkey Kong and Pikachu, while Megaman is from Capcom and Sonic is from Sega, which also has rivalry with Nintendo.
  • The end refers to what happened with the original saga of Kid Icarus, as the game was forgotten by not having another sequel, but regained its popularity with the debut of Pit in Super Smash Bros Brawl, enough to have his own game for Nintendo 3DS.
  • In this segment, Kirby speaks, but in the actual video game series of his, he is apparently a mute. However, in the show, he says "Kirby" and "Poyo"!

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