Dear Reaper

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Dear Reaper... is a segment wherein a child asks the Grim Reaper a question which is answered with details on the death of the child.


The Buzz Identity / Two and a Half Man

Joey: Dear Grim Reaper, any advice for what to buy for my parents on their anniversary? My mom is impossible to shop for, and if my dad wants something, he just buys it for himself. Exquisitely yours, Joey.

Grim Reaper: Dear Joey, you will die on November 14, 2071.

Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy

Betty: Dear Grim Reaper, my grandma got me the same birthday present two times in a row. Should I say something or just return it? Curiously yours, Betty.

Grim Reaper: Dear Betty, you will die at sea.


  • This segment only appeared in two episodes of MAD.

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