This ad is from the episode, Pooh Grit/Not-a-Fan-a-Montana.
- Cobra Commander
- Cobrah Winfrey (Oprah Winfrey)
- Stephenie Meyer
- Jamie Oliver
- Snake Eyes
Cobrah: On the next Cobrah (shoots Eiffel Tower). I interview author of the Twilight saga Ssssssssstephenie Meyer. Ssssssso I heard that your books are the precise way to crush those G.I. Joesssssss.
Stephenie Meyer: Uh no, not at all.
Cobrah: What? Then why would anybody read thessssssse? I get breakfast tipsssss from Jamie Oliver. Sssssssso, chef, how much poison do you put in a waffle you know to destroy those pestering Joessssssssss?
Jamie Oliver: Poison? Well, well normally you would...
Cobrah: (flips table) You are uselessssss to me and I give back to all my loyal fans. Look under your seat you get a masssssssssssk, you get a masssssssssssk, everyone gets a massssssssk!
Duke: We found Cobrah's base. Yo Joe!
Cobrah: Dratssssssss, this couldn't have waited until sweeps week! RETREAT! (Runs away) All of this and more next time on Cobrah.
Cobrah: Craft Services STINKS! (Knocks over the catering tray)