Class of the Titans is a take-off of Clash of the Titans.

This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 10: Class of the Titans / Zeke and Lex Luthor.


The epic battle of gods and mortals plays out at a high school.




Narrator (Actually Curseus): It was a time of war! Gods with big beards fighting mortals with small beards! And in the middle, a guy with no beard, who would save them all.

Curseus: And that is on the side of my lunchbox.

Friend: Awesome, man! I just have Marmapuke.

Marmapuke: Woof.

Friend: You're cool, for a transfer student. What's your name?

Curseus: Curseus.

Friend: Why'd they name you that?

Curseus: (HONK!/Screwed) if I know. But I'm half god, half mortal, so someone must have (HONK!/screwed) up.

Friend: You're half god, and you go to a mortal school? Why?

Curseus: To show the gods they can be beaten! Plus, my old school doesn't have a pool.

(Title card: Class of the Titans)

Curseus: I heard you guys have a pretty (HONK/bad) football team.

Friend: Yeah, but I blame our head cheerleader.

Medusa: Well bring the ball home or turn to stone!

Football Player: What'd she say?

Curseus: Sounds like she needs to be taken care of.

Friend: I'm on it.

Curseus: I meant a makeover.

Friend: Right. Right. Cool. I'll, um, I'll go do that.

(Zeus appears... and his foot is STILL Pontiac-size)

Curseus: What do you want, Dad?

Zeus: How did you know it was me?

Curseus: No one else has a foot the size of a Pontiac.

Zeus: I just wanted to say, good luck at school. I hope you became a win the big game on Saturday.

Curseus: I don't need your help, dad. You're the enemy.

Zeus: I know, I know. But I brought you a few things anyways. Here's a magic helmet, a magic sword, a magic marker, Magic Johnson, and I packed you a magic lunch.

Curseus: What makes it magic?

Zeus: I added a cookie.

Curseus: *gasps* (HONK!) Yeah!


Friend: OK, keep your eyes closed. (A girl shows up... and she reveals it's Medusa with car keys!!) Ah! Maybe keep them closed.

Curseus: Heh, you gave it a shot. (Slices Medusa's head off)

Friend: Actually, she was our ride back to campus.

Curseus: (HONK!)

(in the Coloseum)

Food Guy: Get your moosaka! Tzatziki! Who wants bobahoohas? I'm really just making up words.

Announcer 1: Big day at the Colosseum, sports fans. Can the Mortals end the Gods' winning streak? Well, this crowd seems to think so.


Jacob: He said mortals, not IMmortals!

Edward: Shut up!

Jacob: You shut up!

(They both show up on Kiss Cam)

Announcer 2: Word has it they have a new quarterback named Curseus. But is he good enough to go against the Kraken?

(Jacob's butt is shown)

Edward: Dude, turn around! Your butt is on the Kraken Cam.

Jacob: Really?

Edward: And put on a shirt on, for crying out loud!

Curseus: Okay Draco, you go left and make a quick right. Stan, you go off the middle and the rest of you follow, that should get us to the stadium.

Announcer 1: Looks like the Gods are taking the field, and here comes the Mortals. And just in time too because there's the kick-off.

(Big game. Mortals get crushed by the Gods, even the Kraken crushes one.)

Zeus: Release it, Kraken!

(A Mortal tries to get the ball, but Hades crushes him.)

Hades: Look out, ladies, here comes Hades!

Curseus: Uhh, I think it's time for Plan B.

Quarterback: Run for the hills and change our names?

Curseus: Maybe it was time for plan C. (Later...) V, XI, XXI, IIV, hike!

(They do so, until...)

Kraken: Uh-oh. (Turns to stone)

Announcer 1: The Mortals have done it, they've beaten the Gods!

Friend: In your face!

Medusa: Uh yeah, I can still feel that.

Curseus: Finally, we bring home the winning ball.

(Everyone turns to stone - except Curseus.)

Curseus: Awww, (HONK!)!


  • The title is reference to the Canadian animated television series, Class of the Titans. It is a parody to the 2010 movie, Clash of the Titans.
  • Innuendo: Everytime Curseus says a dirty word, a honk sound is heard like a bleeper.
    • Also, when the kiss cam zooms in to Edward and Jacob, they are about to kiss each other which is a homosexuality reference.
  • Antagonists: The Gods and Kraken
  • This the first time a Honking sound is a Bleeper.
  • This is TV-PG-L
  • Third time Marmaduke appears. First was three episodes ago, appearing on the "Marmapuke" billboard. Second was two episodes ago during "Who Wore it Better?". Third was on the Friend's lunchbox.
  • One of Edward Cullen's lines, "And put a shirt on, for crying out loud!", was later said by Sigourney Weaver in Abs-Duction.
  • In some regions they were censored scenes where Curseus say a dirty word and sounds a honk and then a bleep, however the dirty words were already censored by the writers of the show. This is because while the Cartoon Network shows are going through strict censorship.

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