Celebrity Wife Swamp is a take-off of Celebrity Wife Swap and is spoofed with Shrek.

This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 21 (47): Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp.


Brad Pitt and Shrek switch wives for the week.




  • (Scene begins at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's house.)
  • Announcer: Tonight...
  • Angelina Jolie: Hi, I'm Angelina Jolie!
  • Brad Pitt: And I'm her husband, Brad Pitt!
  • (Scene goes to Shrek and Fiona's house.)
  • Fiona: Hi, I'm Fiona!
  • Shrek: And I'm Shrek! Star of Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, Shrek Forever After, and the Ghost Rider movie!
  • Fiona: You were in the Ghost Rider movie?

Shrek: I'm kidding!

  • Announcer: Celebrity Wife Swamp!
  • (Title card: Celebrity Wife Swamp)

  • Brad Pitt: (gasp) Somewhere, someone just bruse my ego. i gotta go back to my fairy tail wife.
  • Fiona: I am a fairy tail wife.
  • Brad Pitt: I mean't the one with the big lips.
  • Fiona: Mmm...
  • Brad Pitt: Bigger. (sigh) How much longer I'm stuck on this show?
  • Fiona: I don't know. talk to the producer.
  • Rumpelstilskin: Guess you should it read your contract closer. Cause is last forever! (Laughs)
  • Brad Pitt: Wait a minute. Why am I worried about? I'm Brad Pitt. She can do anything with out me?
  • Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, really?
  • Announcer: Coming this summer the new movie, Mr. and Mrs. Shrek!
  • Brad Pitt: Oh, no. Please I'll do anything just give me my old wife back?
  • Rumpelstiltskin: You got it.
  • Brad Pitt: Jennifer Aniston? Eh, I'm sticking with the ogre.