This segment is from Men in Black to the Future / Pokémon of Interest.
This ad is a parody of WebMD.
Summary of Skit
Transcript
Announcer: Don't you wish all diagnoses can come from celebrity doctors?
Doctor 1: You need to have your lung removed.
Doctor 2: No you don't! You have POISON IVY!
Patient: Shut up non-celebrity doctor!(Looks at doctor 1)Tell me more about my lung.
Announcer: Then you'll need CelebMD! The online service where celebrities wait in on your ailments!
(Patient 2 is on CelebMD)
Patient 2: Wow! It's BRAD PITT!
Brad Pitt: Hey. What seems to be the problem?
Patient 2: I have a stuffy nose and a fever.
Brad Pitt: Sounds like someone is sick! Alright I'll take care of that.
(The CelebMD is out)
Patient 2: Whoa. I AM SICK! Thanks Brad Pitt.
Announcer: So why settle going to a doctor when you can have your facts you need right at home.
(Patient 3 is on CelebMD)
Patient 3: RIHANNA?! I can't believe it's you!
Rihanna: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Tell me what's wrong.
Patient 3: My heads killing me for days and I can't tell if it's a flu.
Rihanna: Ugh. I hate when that happens. Feel better!
(The CelebMD is out)
Patient 3: How could anyone care about headaches when Rihanna also gets headaches?
Announcer: And who could tell if someone is ACTING than an actor himself?
(Brian's Mom is on CelebMD and Johnny Depp appears)
Brian's Mom:(Gasp) Honey look! It's JOHNNY DEPP!
(Brian groans)
Johnny Depp: I'm Johnny Depp and everyone loves me. What's up?
Brian's Mom: Brian here says he's TOO SICK to go to school!
Johnny Depp: You tell Steven to get up and stop faking it!
Brian's Mom: YOU HEARD JOHNNY DEPP! Get dessed Steven!
Brian: But Mom MY NAME IS BRIAN!
Brian's Mom: GET DRESSED!!
Announcer: It's CelebMD! Because sometimes FAME is the best medicine!
(Brian vomits and faints on it. EWWWWWWWWWW!)
Brian's Mom: THAT"S IT! I'm calling Ryan Gosling!
(segment ends)
Trivia
- A picture of the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic character Princess Luna can be seen on the wall in one of the scenes in the sketch.
- Another scene has a picture of the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic character Twilight Sparkle in the background.