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CSiCarly is a crossover between CSI: Miami and iCarly.

This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 1: Avaturd / CSiCarly.

Summary

The CSI: Miami group gets paired up with Carly, Sam, and Freddie from iCarly to solve the mystery of a dead body.

References

Characters

  • Horatio Caine
  • Joe Williams
  • Restaurant Worker
  • Calleigh Duquesne
  • Old Man (deceased)
  • Carly Shay
  • Sam Puckett
  • Freddie Benson
  • Walter Simmons

Transcript

[Scene begins with the CSI group at a restraunt wirth electric guitar playing]

Horatio Caine: Lieutenant Horatio Caine, CSI.

Joe Williams: Manager Joe Williams, TGIX. We found a dead body at table 6.

[Scene goes to dead man, with a guitar chord playing]

Horatio Caine: All right, we're gonna need this place emptied out.

Restaurant Worker: Hey everyone, we're gonna sing the birthday song.

[People yelling]

Restaurant Worker: Works every time.

Calleigh Duquesne: Headquarters is sending over another team to help. Something about injecting new blood into a tired old fossil.

Carly and Sam: We're here!

Horatio Caine: Who are you?

Carly: I'm Carly.

Sam: And I'm Sam.

Freddie: We're shooting a webseries!

Horatio Caine: Shooting it? [Puts on glasses] I'd say it's dead.

[Title card: CSiCarly]

Freddie: (screams)

Sam: What's your problem, Freddie?

Freddie: He's standing on my foot!

Horatio Caine: Sorry about that.

Calleigh Duquesne: Let's get this guy in a body bag.

Carly: Why put him in a body bag when we can put him in a...

Carly and Sam: Noodle Net!

Calleigh Duquesne: That's Disgusting.

Carly: He's gonna be surrounded be worms soon anyway.

Walter Simmons: [Slurping] Mmm Tasty.

Calleigh Duquesne: How 'bout you guys start looking for fingerprints.

Sam: I found 10.

Calleigh Duquesne: You know, if you stopped goofin' around, maybe you learn something. The victim is an old man who--

Sam: What are you doing?

Calleigh Duquesne: Taping myself.

Sam: Maybe I can help.

Calleigh Duquesne: See, now that's the attitude.

[Sam tapes Calleigh with police line]

Calleigh Duquesne: [Muffled Yells]

Horatio Caine: Everyone, Please. Maybe it's best if we split up.

Carly: Great, We'll take the upper right part of the screen.

[Scene divides to each group finding clues. also electric guitar plays during this]

Carly and Sam: We figured it out!

[timer dings]

Horatio Caine: Was it the fish?

Sam: Nope

Carly: He was 95 years old.

[Scene shows the dead man's license. also horse neighs]

Sam: Happy birthday, dead guy.

[Scene shows balloons falling down while Carly plays a noisemaker]

Calleigh Duquesne: So we can go home?

Walter Simmons: Not before we have dessert with our new partners.

[Carly and Sam grunt]

Horatio Caine: In that case, have the cobbler.

[Long silence]

Horatio Caine: [Puts on glasses] It's to die for.

[Title card: CSiCarly (Again)]

Freddie: (screams again)

Horatio Caine: Sorry, I have big feet.

[Scene ends and goes to 5-Second Cartoon #1 or the Credits]

Trivia

  • Horatio's badge was a picture of him on a TV Guide.
  • If you look closely at the posters, some of them say "Sharks!" and "Elvis!"
  • When the iCarly team came, they actually squish an old lady with the doors.
  • Some of the food signs say "Bacon!" and "Pie!"
  • The dead guy's wallet said Horse & Buggy License. DOB 1789.
  • Goof: They said the corpse dead for having 95 years old, but his license said he was born in 1789, so actually the corpse have died for being 221 years old.
  • Cree Summer voices Sam Puckett in this sketch.
  • This segment is the very first television segment ever made, and this is the first segment that showed its title card twice.
  • Antagonist: iCarly Gang

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