The CSI: Miami group gets paired up with Carly, Sam, and Freddie from iCarly to solve the mystery of a dead body.
- Horatio Caine
- Joe Williams
- Restaurant Worker
- Calleigh Duquesne
- Old Man (deceased)
- Carly Shay
- Sam Puckett
- Freddie Benson
- Walter Simmons
[Scene begins with the CSI group at a restraunt wirth electric guitar playing]
Horatio Caine: Lieutenant Horatio Caine, CSI.
Joe Williams: Manager Joe Williams, TGIX. We found a dead body at table 6.
[Scene goes to dead man, with a guitar chord playing]
Horatio Caine: All right, we're gonna need this place emptied out.
Restaurant Worker: Hey everyone, we're gonna sing the birthday song.
Restaurant Worker: Works every time.
Calleigh Duquesne: Headquarters is sending over another team to help. Something about injecting new blood into a tired old fossil.
Carly and Sam: We're here!
Horatio Caine: Who are you?
Carly: I'm Carly.
Sam: And I'm Sam.
Freddie: We're shooting a webseries!
Horatio Caine: Shooting it? [Puts on glasses] I'd say it's dead.
[Title card: CSiCarly]
Sam: What's your problem, Freddie?
Freddie: He's standing on my foot!
Horatio Caine: Sorry about that.
Calleigh Duquesne: Let's get this guy in a body bag.
Carly: Why put him in a body bag when we can put him in a...
Carly and Sam: Noodle Net!
Calleigh Duquesne: That's Disgusting.
Carly: He's gonna be surrounded be worms soon anyway.
Walter Simmons: [Slurping] Mmm Tasty.
Calleigh Duquesne: How 'bout you guys start looking for fingerprints.
Sam: I found 10.
Calleigh Duquesne: You know, if you stopped goofin' around, maybe you learn something. The victim is an old man who--
Sam: What are you doing?
Calleigh Duquesne: Taping myself.
Sam: Maybe I can help.
Calleigh Duquesne: See, now that's the attitude.
[Sam tapes Calleigh with police line]
Calleigh Duquesne: [Muffled Yells]
Horatio Caine: Everyone, Please. Maybe it's best if we split up.
Carly: Great, We'll take the upper right part of the screen.
[Scene divides to each group finding clues. also electric guitar plays during this]
Carly and Sam: We figured it out!
Horatio Caine: Was it the fish?
Carly: He was 95 years old.
[Scene shows the dead man's license. also horse neighs]
Sam: Happy birthday, dead guy.
[Scene shows balloons falling down while Carly plays a noisemaker]
Calleigh Duquesne: So we can go home?
Walter Simmons: Not before we have dessert with our new partners.
[Carly and Sam grunt]
Horatio Caine: In that case, have the cobbler.
Horatio Caine: [Puts on glasses] It's to die for.
[Title card: CSiCarly (Again)]
Freddie: (screams again)
Horatio Caine: Sorry, I have big feet.
[Scene ends and goes to 5-Second Cartoon #1 or the Credits]
- Horatio's badge was a picture of him on a TV Guide.
- If you look closely at the posters, some of them say "Sharks!" and "Elvis!"
- When the iCarly team came, they actually squish an old lady with the doors.
- Some of the food signs say "Bacon!" and "Pie!"
- The dead guy's wallet said Horse & Buggy License. DOB 1789.
- Goof: They said the corpse dead for having 95 years old, but his license said he was born in 1789, so actually the corpse have died for being 221 years old.
- Cree Summer voices Sam Puckett in this sketch.
- This segment is the very first television segment ever made, and this is the first segment that showed its title card twice.
- Antagonist: iCarly Gang