This ad is a parody of Johan Sebastian Bach and The Six Million Dollar Man.

This ad is from the episode Snott Pilgrim vs. The Wonderful World of Disney/Malcolm in the Middle Earth.
Bionic Bach - Season 2, Episode 1


Narrator: Johann Sebastian Bach, a composer whose career is barely alive. Relevance: Zero. Interest: None.

Guy: Out of my way, loser! (Shatters bust)

Doctor: Gentlemen, we must rebuild him... because he's baroque. He can hear twice as good as Beethoven and he has incredible movements.


Doctor: His like ability will be better, his song will go higher, his comeback faster.

[piano keys]

Narrator: He’s Bionic Bach.

Johann: I'll be Bach.

Narrator: Coming back to relevance this fall.


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