[Scene begins at Museum of Natural Mystery]
[MUSEUM OF NATURAL MYSTERY]
Adrian Helmsley: Welcome to the Museum of Natural Mystery. A place to learn about everything from dinosaurs [DINOSAUR] to prehistoric fossils. [FOSSIL]
Carl Fredricksen: Not me, you nitwit. He means the caveman bones.
[Scene goes to caveman bones similar to Fred and Barney.]
Adrian Helmsley: Not to mention our wall of ancient hieroglyphics, or as it's more commonly known, "The Diary of a Wimpy Mayan." These writings warn of a mystery surrounding the number 2012. Some say it's the year the world will end. Some say it's a superstitious tale. I say it's the price of admission.
[The sign says $20.12.]
Jackson Curtis: $20? That's ridiculous. I can bore my kids just as easily with a long car ride.
Noah and Lilly Curtis: Oh, no.
Jackson Curtis: (Kids are covering their ears)...And then in 1989, I held a boombox over my head. Boomboxes were like MP3 players, but much heavier. Hey, kids, look. A shooting star. Make a wish.
Noah Curtis: I wish you'd stop talking.
Jackson Curtis: Wait a minute. You can't see shooting stars in the day.
[Scene goes to unidentified objects falling from sky]
[Suddenly, a puppy crashes through the window.]
Lilly Curtis: A puppy!
[Puppy licks her]
Jackson Curtis: But not just one of 'em.
[Scene goes to the title card "2012 Dalmatians"]
[Scene goes to puppies falling and yipping.]
[A puppy hits the car's tires and they skid.]
[Curtis family goes inside Madeline's Beauty Salon]
Jackson Curtis: Quick someone turn on the television.
[Television turns on]
Thomas Wilson: This is the president. It seems we've all been condemned to enternal dalmatian. Ha ha ha ha! See what I did there with the- Anyway, puppies of all sizes are landin' so hard, it's wreaking havoc across the world. On the ocean...
Zack Martin: I'm using hot dogs for bait.
Thomas Wilson: ...on land...
[Scene goes to a statue shaped like Alfred E. Neuman being destroyed]
Thomas Wilson: ...And at Ocean Land.
[Scene goes to Shamu jumping out of the water and being boing by a dalmatian, which changed the colors.]
Random Dalmatian: Whoa.
Thomas Wilson: But at this time, Emergency plans are spotty at best. Get it? Spotty. Guhh! Anyway, you're on your own.
[Scene goes to Thomas Wilson running out. Also a big puppy falls down saying "Arf"]
[Thomas Wilson gets tangled by a flea collar. He falls down saying uhh.]
Thomas Wilson: Wow, I just got collared.
Thomas Wilson: Anyone?
[Scene goes to Flint Lockwood running but gets caught in a brown ball.]
Flint Lockwood: Uhh. This had better be a meatball.
Jackson Curtis: We gotta fix this dog situation.
[Puppy dog eyes get big making boing sound]
Jackson Curtis: (Puppy shivers in fear) I- I don't mean "fix", I mean lead them away somewhere.
Lilly Curtis: I got a dog treat.
[Jackson opens the door]
[Scene goes to two-thousand and eleven of dalmatians flooding]
Jackson Curtis: We're gonna need a bigger bone.
[Scene goes to the dalmatians knocking down the ship.]
Zack and Cody Martin: Whaah!
[Scene goes to the dalmatians flooding the Curtis family.]
[A dolphin chatters in the background and then splashes back in.]
Jackson Curtis: That's it!
Noah Curtis: That's it? Jeez, on the log flume, you at least get your picture taken.
Lilly Curtis: A dinosaur bone?
[Jackson ties bone to car and runes with it, making the puppies follow it and some are arfing.]
Lilly Curtis: They're following us.
Noah Curtis: Where are we going?
Jackson Curtis: You'll see. Just get ready to jump. 3, 2, now.
[Curtis family jumps out while car goes downsteam with it's tire skiding with the puppies following it barking.]
[Car and puppies fall off cliff]
Cruella de Vil: Hmm. Did I leave the kettle on?
[Objects falls on Cruella]
Cruella de Vil: Ohh!
Cruella de Vil: Uhh. why do I live in a canyon?
[A puppy slurps her]
Noah Curtis: Nice goin', Dad.
Jackson Curtis: Well, now we know what 2012 stands for.
Adrian Helmsley: Yeah. It's the price of that dinosaur bone.
[Segment ends with Jackson paying Adrian Helmsley]
[Scene begins with Cristina Yang and Meredith Grey running into the clinic with a sick patient on the wheelchair.]
Cristina Yang: Get me a hospital bed!
Meredith Grey: Is the patient hurt?
Cristina Yang: No, for me! I'm exhausted from pushing him here.
[Scene goes to patient in bed]
Patient: [In bed] I don't feel so good.
Owen Hunt: Quick! Give him 20ccs of sodium phosphate.
Lexie Grey: I'll make it a blind CC so he doesn't know who sent it.
Derek Shepherd: Stand back. I'm putting him under with a sedative.
[Derek pinches the patient with a needleful of sedative]
Patient: Uhh. That's strange. You all look so different all of a sudden.
[Right on cue, the sedative kicks in as, in a ripple effect, the Grey's crew change their animation style into... Japanese Anime.]
[Title card: Grey's in Anime]
[Fast techno music starts playing.]
Owen Hunt: Quick! What are his vitals?
Meredith Grey: They're... over 9,000!
Owen Hunt: What?! 9,000?! That's impossible! I'm gonna have to power up [With echo] to Super Surgeon!
Patient: Where'd his shirt go?
Lexie Grey: I'll prep this surgery by playing the card Dark Physician.
[With that, the Dark Physician is summoned]
Lexie Grey: He has 3,000 [3,000 box appears] healing points and is a Medicine-type monster.
Alex Karev: Not so fast, Lexie! I already played the trap card Malpractice Suit, [Businessmen appear] destroying your Dark Physician.
Lexie Grey: Alex, what are you doing?! We have to work together!
Alex Karvez: No, Lexie. I'll defeat you and heal this patient all by myself.
Meredith Grey: He's up to 10,000! We're losing him!
Derek Shepherd: We need to shock him. Go, Checkaflu!
[Checkaflu comes out]
[BZZT! The patient is treated to defibrilation, Checkaflu style.]
Derek Shepherd: That brought us some time.
Callie Torres: Oh, no! Look! [Scene goes to patient with a purple Espercrystal sticking out, also Pedobear appears] He's got the final fragment of the Espercrystal stuck in his chest.
Lexie Grey: Of course. That explains the poisoning of his soul.
[Face appears quickly and disappears quickly]
Derek Shepherd: There's only one thing that can dislodge an Esper Shard.
All together: Metamorph to Robotic Surgeon!
[Scene goes to the team metamorphing into robotic surgeon.]
Robotic Surgeon: Arrow of Light!
[The Arrow of Light airs at patient which creates an explosion.]
[Scene goes back to the normal Grey's Anatomy world - heavily damaged by the anime experience - and music ends.]
Patient: What the heck happened?
Meredith Grey: Oh, you just needed your appendix out. You're fine now.
Patient: But-- But-- Checkaflu...
Derek Shepherd: Bless you.